Who said there aren't
perfectly good uses for used condoms? I can give you at
least 50 that are sure to be great examples...
Bicycle handle grips.
French tickler animals.
Shower caps for people
with tiny heads.
Put one on a light bulb
for mood lighting.
Fill one with helium and
tie a note to it.
Get 1000 and make a
submarine.
Put one over the
showerhead to surprise Dad.
Put 'em on your cat's
feet to keep it from climbing the curtains.
Blow a bunch up and tie
them to the cars outside a wedding.
Put one on your nose and
be Bobo the clown.
Water wings for those
non-swimmers.
Use 500 of them to spell
out "We Want Women!!" on your house.
Jello molds.
Finger puppets.
A wind sock.
Use as a bobber when
fishing.
Put them on soda cans to
keep the fizz in when you're not drinking it.
Practical joke: Put one
on an exhaust pipe.
Suspenders.
Recycle as a Burger King
ketchup baggie. (or would mayonnaise be better?)
Small animal muzzle.
Put them on your fingers
& play proctologist.
Put them on your toes to
make swim fins.
Draw eyeballs on them and
make funny glasses.
Automatic door closing
devices.
Have 'water' balloon
fights.
Glue a bunch together and
use to replace silicon breast implants.
Freeze them for an all-
natural Popsicle.
Glue several together and
sell as a "Stretch Man" toy.
Use for a Xmas stocking
for those times when coal doesn't tell 'em just
how bad they screwed up this year.
Ear/nose plugs.
Use 365 of them to make
into a tire, and call it a "Good Year".
Replace those old "Dr.
Scholls" shoe cushions.
Feed them to your pet
iguana, Clyde.
Paint scales on them &
put them in a fish tank.
"I challenge you to a
duel!"
Drain plugs.
Put them in with your tax
return.
Go see "Saturday Night
Fever" and throw them at the screen.
Punching bags.
Hang them on the blades
of a ceiling fan.
Send 50 of them to your
ex-girlfriend.
Novelty key rings.
Hang them all around your
windshield and be a Chicano.
Spell "Happy Birthday" on
a cake.
Break out your paints and
make wax fruit.
Put them on your nipples
and try to swing them in opposite directions.
Make a "water" bed.
Put your money in one.
Nobody will steal it!
Stick one on the bridge
of your nose and run around saying "Gobble Gobble".
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