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A French guest who
was staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper. "Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the
concierge.
"Toilette pepper!"
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer
under his arm.
His friend Randy
stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of
beer for?"
"Well, I got
it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.
"Wow,"
exclaims Randy, "Great trade.
Top Ten Reasons For Being Canadian
10. Only country
to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
9. Own-an-Eskimo
scheme.
8. Kill Grizzly bears
with huge frigging shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
7. Only country to
successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
6. A political leader
can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will
rise.
5. Where else can
you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
4. Only country to
successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play hockey
12 months a year, outdoors.
2. Only country to
successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
1. It beats being
an American.
An Englishman,
a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader
said, "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words.
Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied,
"I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied,
"Since you are involved in a question of national purpose,
national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history
of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct
society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied,
"Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
A: The taste.
The difference between a New Yorker seeing his CAR being
vandalized & a Canadian seeing HIS car being vandalized is:
The New Yorker will
yell "EH!!!! Wot you think yur DOING??"
The Canadian will
yell "Wot you think yur doing EH!!???"
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