Q.
What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
Q. What's green with
red spots?
A. A frog with the chicken pox!
Q. What's green with
bumps?
A. A frog with the measles!
Q. What's black and
white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q. What kind of shoes
do frogs wear?
A. Open toad!
Q. What do frogs
do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
Q. How does a frog feel
when he has a broken leg?
A. Unhoppy.
Q. What happens when
you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A. A rubbit!
Q. Why did the frog
read Sherlock Holmes?
A. He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q. What happened
to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
A. It got toad!!
Q. What do you call
a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the
road again?
A. A dirty double-crosser!
Q. What's green green
green green green?
A. A frog rolling down a hill
Q. What is a frogs favorite
time?
A. Leap Year!
Q. Why did the frog
go to the mall?
A. Because he wanted to go hopping.
Q. Why did the frog
walk across the road?
A. He didn't... he jumped.
Q. Why did the frog
cross the street?
A. Because the chicken crossed the road.
Q. Why did the frog
cross the road?
A. To see what the chicken was doing.
Q. Why did the frog
cross the road?
A. Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Q. How do you confuse
a frog?
A. Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
Q. How does a frog confuse
you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much
better.
Q. What did the frog
say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
Q. What does a frog
say when it sees something' great?
A. Toadly awesome!
Q. What do you call
a frog with no legs?
A. It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
Q. What do you call
a frog with legs?
A. Dinner.
Q. What did one frog
say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
Q. Why did the frog
croak?
A. Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Q. What is a frog's
favorite game?
A. Croaket
Q. What did the frog
order at McDonald's?
A. French flies and a diet Croak
Q. Why did the frog
go to the hospital?
A. He needed a "hopperation" !
Q. What is the thirstiest
frog in the world?
A. The one who drinks Canada Dry!
Q. What's red and
green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A. A frog in a blender.
Q. What do stylish frogs
wear?
A. Jumpsuits!
Q. What does a bankrupt
frog say?
A. "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
Q. What has more lives
that a cat?
A. A frog that goes croak every night.
Q. Why did the frog
go to the bank with a gun?
A. He wanted to robbit.
Q. Why are frogs
such liars?
A. Because they are amFIBians
Q. How can you tell
a frog doesn't have ears?
A. They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
Q. What did the frog
do after it heard a funny joke?
A. It started to croak up!
Q. Why did the gag-writer
turn green?
A. Cause the gag-writer was sick of writing frog jokes!
  
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